Forged from the spirit of Odin’s wisdom, Lincoln’s resolve, and Gandalf’s glorious whiskers, this beard oil turns mere mortals into mythic men.
Each drop carries the scent of ancient forests and faraway fires — a bold blend of warm spice and rugged woods that smells like you just returned victorious from a raid and a philosophy lecture.
Crafted to tame even the fiercest facial foliage, it hydrates, softens, and adds a heroic sheen worthy of song. Smooth as Hemingway’s prose, powerful as Zeus’ thunder, and legendary enough to make Chuck Norris nod in approval.
Apply daily, stroke thoughtfully, and prepare to smell like a saga in progress.
Price is per one 1oz glass bottle with dropper.
Ingredients: Organic Jojoba Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Castor Seed Oil; Cedar Wood, Bergamot, Patchouli, Fir Needle, and Lavender Essential Oils